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Dear Mr. President
Dear Mr. President, My newest complaint is of epic proportions which is why this letter is worthy of your attention. After a recent episode, I sense there are some fishy things going on in the medical...
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Thank God for Tequila and Crappy Birth Control
Do you ever wonder what if? What if you had made one decision differently? How would your life change? Maybe you would be a rock star right now. Or maybe you would be a millionaire. Maybe not, but you...
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That Time Cheesy Bread Turned Me Into A Lesbian
A funny thing happened on the way home from a track meet… I think I have mentioned before that me at 18 was nothing short of a total douchebag, I apologize to my parents everyday for it. Before I tell...
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The NFL’s Biggest Cry Baby
The award for the NFL’s biggest cry baby goes to… My husband, That Boy Ryan. Just for the record, I respect other people’s passion for important things like world peace and feeding the homeless but...
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That Girl Ryan Does Stand Up Comedy
Here it is…my comedy routine! I’m an inpatient bastard and couldn’t wait any longer to receive the professional taping of my routine, so I’m posting the footage one of my fans (aka my dad) captured on...
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I fought the law and the law kicked my ass
I got slapped with a speeding ticket this week. Doing 91 in a 65 is apparently too fast…who knew? I’m from Jersey. When you have a sign that says, 65 MPH it’s safe to assume the normal speed is at...
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A Letter From Your Mother
To the little girl who calls me mother, I wanted to write you a letter this Mother’s Day because you are the reason I am being celebrated for my MILF status (I threw in the MILF part). You are only 4...
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She Got It From Her Mama
Re-Posting this from last year, it’s too priceless not to share again! Enjoy Mother’s day Weekend Everyone! If you haven’t gotten your mother anything by this point in time, its too late. Running to...
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The Date Ditcher
It happened. It happened to me. I never thought it would. But how?! Was it my text? The way I responded? Maybe I seemed too over-eager to meet up. I tend to get a little excited about new...
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26 going on 40
Good god, are we doing this again? Happy Birthday To Me! Photoshop Cred to my wonderful coworker ^ FYI this was the birthday invitation sent out to my company by coworkers-I deserve a promotion I’m 26....
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